A girl named Dani. By Dani Restuccia

Jason and I were out with Dani tonight and bought her the latest book that just came out in a series that she loves. However, on the way to the car, she started getting lippy with Jason and so we took the book away and told her she couldn't have it back until could be nice. To try to improve her mood, she asked Jason to tell her a story. So Jason made one up, and afterwards, she asked for another, I suggested she tell US a story.

Dani: Once there was a girl. Her name was Dani. She got a book and then she was mean to her Dad and her parents took it away from her.

Me: Wait! That's not a story! That just happened.

Dani: Its NONFICTION!!!!