My Funny Kids

Dani was in rare form yesterday. We were in the car, driving to visit some friends, and she was jabbering away in the back, as usual. This time though, instead of repeatedly repeating herself over and over and over again. She was actually conversing.

First, on the topic of having her braces removed -- she gets her braces off next week and she, for some reason, is nervous about it.

Dani: So what will they do when they take them off? Will they make my lips fall asleep?
Me: No, they don't need to numb you, they just pull them off.
Dani: And then what do they do?
Me: You lick your teeth!
Dani: WITH THEIR TONGUES??????

Ok, admittedly, this was a weird way for me to put it, but for anyone who has ever had braces removed, you will remember the divine smooth feeling your teeth have for the first few days and how IMPOSSIBLE it is to keep your tongue off of them! But oh the horror in her voice! If only I could recapture it! She misunderstood and thought I was saying that the dental assistant would lick her teeth. I kept laughing over that one for the rest of the night. Even now, I can't stop!

A couple of minutes after that, we passed a fire station...

Dani: What if the Bolingbrook fire station caught on fire?
Me: I guess they'd have to put the fire out!
Dani: No, they'd have to call the Aurora fire department to come put it out!
Me: I think they have everything they would need to put it out themselves!
Dani: But they'd be too busy getting out of the building in a single file line!

Guess she's learned a thing or two from the fire drills at school!

And one more.... this one from Evan. I took the kids to get a few spring clothes (stupid idea, since it SNOWED the next day, but it will eventually get warm again, right???). They were really excited to go and had been great sports about helping me clean up before we left, even though I kept adding just one more job and just do this one more thing and just give me one more minute. I thanked them for helping without complaining and told them I'd buy them a treat while we were at the store. Evan shared this logic:

"Well, it can't be any candy becuase we already have lots at home. And it can't be clothes becuase you're already buying clothes for us, so the ONLY choice is a toy! Right, Mom? Its the only choice there is!"